Ah yes! The same standards that will air beach volleyball coverage and gymnastics. But god forbid a video game character wear a leotard!

This game caused my controller to meet the floor quite a few times.

“NFL disbursed $7.8 billion in national revenue—a 9.6 percent increase from the previous year.”

Dude, come on now. We all know MBA’s cripple everything, not just security companies.

As a general rule these days, the bigger the software security company, the less you, as an individual, can trust them.

Why does some petty little shitlord like you always come in here and say this? Do you say it about everyone working in entertainment? What’s a “real job” to you? Hell, tell us what you do.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for the NES. Full price, $49.95 or approximately $23785.34 in today’s money, at WalMart. My mom tried to get me to buy some other crap ninja game but I was too smart for that.

Finally, after all those years eating cake alone...

Great, now the Gamestop employees will be aggressively trying to sell me used credit cards.

Two of the games were already DS games, so they fit better on the 3DS. The third is the latest installment in a series that started on the DS, so again, the dual-screen mechanics better fit there.

Jason you could have put this in the book as DLC!

And that’s all thanks to Iwata being a coding genius.

Watching the stream chat during this Direct was hillarious. Reading the comments now is almost as funny. Every time I hear someone complain that a game is coming to the 3DS instead of the Switch, I can’t help but shake my head.

I just wish that the motherfucker could post something without putting up that comic. Look at me, I’m smart and I have an illustrated depiction of my incomplete and lacking position.

About a couple of years ago I came back to the world of Magic, and one of my go-to resources is a YouTube channel called Tolarian Community College.

a.k.a. “dumbsizing”

Hidari is the artist for this release. Also did art for the Atelier series and Toukiden 

Except they missed the real reason, which is “Jason Schrier told them to.”

“Calbee also said American potatoes aren’t up to snuff quality-wise”Oh it’s on now.

What the fuck, are you serious? The man paid for his ticket. He paid for a ticket to go on that plane.