You idiots! You captured their stunt doubles!

You don't understand 'I Am Twitch CEO'. Yes, it's an AMA, but when your JOB comes before your name, you are stating what your priority is. When the particular question you decide to answer is unnecessarily loaded and you decide to get on the same level rather than ignore it or offer a level response, you are putting…

he also made this professional comment before editing it

I suggest taking some comedic classes or something. While you may understand what humor is, your delivery is something to be desired. 1 for the post and 1 for the effort. 2/10.

Oh look what everyone feared was gonna happen happened. Lets go find another streaming site and let google buy that in a year or two.

I did have hair once. And sadly the game has no "bald" hair style. Makes me sad.

Remember that game you used to play in grade school, where one kid would stand on top of a mound of snow or dirt, and everyone else would try to push him off?

Sure, this is a hilarious parody... Except that this is literally the direction people keep pushing for Nintendo to go. Every article about them in accompanied by at least a half dozen commenters going "stop making consoles, become a third party!"

Not long if people keep pushing for Nintendo to take this stupid route.

Remember that the next time you log in to Kotaku. That time you spent reading this article and commenting? Imagine how much world peace you could accomplish. Anything that ISN'T world peace or AIDS research is a waste of human time. You should probably go trade in any game consoles and donate the money to AIDS…

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I can already see the Sabin Train Suplex achievement

When you get the Falcon. Everything's ruined. The bad guy won. You've just spent a few hours roaming around a dead world with blah overworld music. Your party is decimated down to four. You just had to listen to Setzer's sappy dead girlfriend story.

But now, you have an airship, and hope. It's time to turn those…

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This was not my first RPG - that honor goes to the Quest for Glory series (which might have been more adventure game than RPG, but I digress). It was, however, the game that made me an RPG fan. I make comics now. I'm a professional storyteller, and I have to credit a lot of early inspiration to want to tell stories…

You expected gameplay? Please lol.

And here I thought the Assassin Order forbids gambling.

That's not anywhere near what I meant. I meant people are likely going to buy this anyway because she's female, so the story doesn't have to be really good. OP seemed concerned that because of that, they aren't going to care about the story and make a lower quality one.