Remember that the next time you log in to Kotaku. That time you spent reading this article and commenting? Imagine how much world peace you could accomplish. Anything that ISN'T world peace or AIDS research is a waste of human time. You should probably go trade in any game consoles and donate the money to AIDS…

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I can already see the Sabin Train Suplex achievement

When you get the Falcon. Everything's ruined. The bad guy won. You've just spent a few hours roaming around a dead world with blah overworld music. Your party is decimated down to four. You just had to listen to Setzer's sappy dead girlfriend story.

But now, you have an airship, and hope. It's time to turn those…

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This was not my first RPG - that honor goes to the Quest for Glory series (which might have been more adventure game than RPG, but I digress). It was, however, the game that made me an RPG fan. I make comics now. I'm a professional storyteller, and I have to credit a lot of early inspiration to want to tell stories…

You expected gameplay? Please lol.

And here I thought the Assassin Order forbids gambling.

That's not anywhere near what I meant. I meant people are likely going to buy this anyway because she's female, so the story doesn't have to be really good. OP seemed concerned that because of that, they aren't going to care about the story and make a lower quality one.

This is Disney we're talking here. She'll be on the missing persons list by the end of the week.

There I was just uploading, low on ads and down / then big game company payments came and turned my life around / don't state that they're advertorials I'm uploading now / if the fans knew that fact it'd surely make them frown

Never played that game; I keep thinking people are asking for She-Hulk every time I see Shulk and I'm like: "Are you daft?"

Mega Metagross has a mouth, just like Metagross always has, on its stomach.

Sakurai like Oprah throwing out new characters for EVERYONE!!! YOU GET A NEW CHARACTER AND YOU GET A NEW CHARACTER AND YOU GET A NEW CHARACTER!!!!!

I'm going to be repeating myself, but... The company deserved it. The employees definitely didn't. Most unfortunately, the idiots who caused this will escape not only unpunished, but actively richer than they went in.

Are bubbles not enough! :D