So scandalous.....I’ve never know two people who were friends date the same guy...So dangerous...

Wait, so Jesse, who is an actor, and lives a very particular life, met someone who has more experience living that particular life and found a stronger connection...And you think it’s performative...Who gives a fuck who he’s dating?

She’s an actor on what is constantly considered one of the best shows on TV—FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS. But yes let’s make fun of her because she’s had 8 boyfriends in her life.

Absolutely. I listen to his show POD SAVE THE PEOPLE, it’s getting to his head

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

I don’t think they know how video files work.

New 90210, Greys Anatomy...You want to do a story, start digging around ABC about the craziness behind Isiah and Sandra Oh

Not even a glance at IMDB?

Too late.

One of the funniest scripts in recent memories, but...ya know...gawker, gotta, gawker

SOUS VIDE

Yeah, but fuck if him or Dev patel even want to do the movie...

Yeah, that 20million there paying him is definitely a big FU. They sure did show everyone.

Yes

you clearly don’t live in Los Angeles

Yeah, the studio that casted, found/discovered the star of JUNGLE BOOK definitely doesn’t know about that “other continent,” you speak of...man what would the world do without all you amazing Journ—

Well, I finally had a chance to see the movie and OH MAN are you wrong, wrong, wrong. What more could you have possibly wanted from these characters. I mean we have a interracial romance at the center of the spider-man universe and you act like that’s NO BIG DEAL? Bruh, come on??? You act like like Jacob Batalon…

Rarely do I find a Gawker article I agree with soup to nuts, but here you go, being all perfect and shit.

Millionaires. They are all millionaires.

WRONG.