JohnFckingZoidberg
JohnFckingZoidberg
JohnFckingZoidberg
Dec 24 2013
4

Hey, I hate Edward Snowden AND Fox News! Sorry if that messes with your attempt at fitting everyone into bins.

Dec 24 2013
2

Yep. this guy was sworn to secrecy and violated this by divulging state secrets to the world. If anybody thinks this is a hero, they should swing from the same tree Snowden should swing from.

Dec 24 2013
29

Oh hey wow, the sanctimonious asshat what prioritized his personal whims over national security thinks he's a hero. Fucking shocking. Let Russia have him, see how he likes living under real authoritarianism.

Oct 29 2013
176

I agree. All I know is I'm going to enjoy my ps4 and I hope peoples with xbox one do the same.

Oct 15 2013
7

I don't know about this one. Is it possible that this is just more overprotective parents preventing their kids from gaining the ability to cope with the realities of life?

Like the whole "We can't have winners and losers in sports" or "Grades take away kid's self esteem" or any of the other neuroses that we are Read more

Oct 15 2013
15

Is it me, or is this whole piece missing the fact that you can lock down your profile to make photos visible only to a select group of people? Read more

Sep 21 2013
52

Using a mouse is a niche for a small and devoted few? What bizarro world are you living in? The vast majority of PC users (which consists of almost 90% of the computer market) still use mice, the only users I see using trackpads more than mice are Mac users (who account for less than 10% of the computer market), and Read more

Sep 21 2013
60

If by a niche passion for the small devoted few, you mean everyone who actually does work on a computer.... Read more

Sep 21 2013
6

trackpads are just the worst thing ever. touch screens are great for simple web browsing / media / games but not for real computing. a mouse is the only real way to use a computer.

Sep 21 2013
144

Wait, are there people who prefer trackpads over a mouse? I honestly cannot use my laptop without my wireless mouse or without my middle mouse nub.

Sep 13 2013
7

"There are more things on heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

Sep 13 2013
16

My Tesla is not an engineer or a scientist, but the high priest of Mad Scientists. My mental image of him is of him standing on a lonely hill, screaming at the heavens, as torrents of electrical power flow from the skies through him to the ground. Electrical Prometheus, as it were. I am aware that this is not Read more

Aug 9 2013
10

Snowden stopped being a patriot the moment he threatened to release unredacted information that could potentially bring harm to people. Snowden's spokesperson is no charmer either. Read more