JohnFckingZoidberg's saved articles

...and this is the naked version everybody is looking for: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xx349n_n…. No need to thank me.

Hey, I hate Edward Snowden AND Fox News! Sorry if that messes with your attempt at fitting everyone into bins.

Yep. this guy was sworn to secrecy and violated this by divulging state secrets to the world. If anybody thinks this is a hero, they should swing from the same tree Snowden should swing from.

Oh hey wow, the sanctimonious asshat what prioritized his personal whims over national security thinks he's a hero. Fucking shocking. Let Russia have him, see how he likes living under real authoritarianism.

That's great stuff. These two guys have got to do more, I insist.

Well, it's better than their current racial recognition.

Might wanna spell-check that lede, Jamie. Read more

I agree. All I know is I'm going to enjoy my ps4 and I hope peoples with xbox one do the same.

I don't know about this one. Is it possible that this is just more overprotective parents preventing their kids from gaining the ability to cope with the realities of life?

Like the whole "We can't have winners and losers in sports" or "Grades take away kid's self esteem" or any of the other neuroses that we are… Read more

Is it me, or is this whole piece missing the fact that you can lock down your profile to make photos visible only to a select group of people? Read more

Meh. So long as you're not posting pics of them naked with strippers, who cares? Read more

Using a mouse is a niche for a small and devoted few? What bizarro world are you living in? The vast majority of PC users (which consists of almost 90% of the computer market) still use mice, the only users I see using trackpads more than mice are Mac users (who account for less than 10% of the computer market), and… Read more

If by a niche passion for the small devoted few, you mean everyone who actually does work on a computer.... Read more

trackpads are just the worst thing ever. touch screens are great for simple web browsing / media / games but not for real computing. a mouse is the only real way to use a computer.

Ummm.... Try using any CAD or Graphics program without a mouse. No thanks.

Wait, are there people who prefer trackpads over a mouse? I honestly cannot use my laptop without my wireless mouse or without my middle mouse nub.

"There are more things on heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy."

My Tesla is not an engineer or a scientist, but the high priest of Mad Scientists. My mental image of him is of him standing on a lonely hill, screaming at the heavens, as torrents of electrical power flow from the skies through him to the ground. Electrical Prometheus, as it were. I am aware that this is not… Read more

Thomas Drake disagrees with your statement. Read more

Snowden stopped being a patriot the moment he threatened to release unredacted information that could potentially bring harm to people. Snowden's spokesperson is no charmer either. Read more