I want this video out there, but I don’t want to see it, if that makes sense.

I’m beginning to understand why the Yankees didn’t fight to keep this guy

RA Dickey is impressed but in a different way.

Is that hashtag he used, Huff Off The Cuff, an actual brand he maintains, or his weak attempt to become a political pundit and get his own TV show?

That’s actually a good question. I don’t see a ton of pitchers on the basepaths (my team is an AL team) but I guess they don’t give them the oven mitt because they don’t expect their pitchers to have to slide ever?

I still say players need to start wearing those stupid armbands umpires wore a few years ago to protest players being mean to them.

Oh thank God, this isn’t one of “those” announcements.

The trick is to be good and get the ball over the plate and strike the batter out, instead of throwing at someone’s face.

Two guys, saying the other is a very good player?! My pearls!

Didn’t some random reliever on the Red Sox last season say he “fucks with Trump” and “supports everything that guy is doing, 100%”?

Is this game able to be enjoyed by a solo player? I’m not exactly sharing my phone with people regularly.

Even more of a bummer is that she’s fucking terrible at acting. The game is worse for having her in it.

I have often been told that “call the cops on the black guy, esp one with mental health issues” is usually a bad idea, but this seems like one occasion where it was probably not the worst idea.

I thought white people were supposed to at least pretend they aren’t being shitbags when they do stuff like this.

Are people just covering Plastic Love now?

Cecilia is like the Jason Schreier of Riot stories, and I hope she never stops nailing them to the fucking wall for their bullshit. (Sorry for directly comparing you to one of your male colleagues, but I do mean it in the best way: Jason is very good)

I presume you hate the Yankees and Red Sox because they tend to spend more money than the “small market” teams that you like watching (psst, all teams including your favorite team, have money, they just don’t want to spend it), but this money is also the only reason these two teams will probably be fine either way. Mon…

...Luke Voit’s walk up music is Nelly and the St Lunatics.

His name is still in the credits, but you best believe this is the type of small/insignificant slight that will drive him up the wall. 

But Jason, Twitter bozos told me that it’s actually bad when you report on layoffs like this, because um....more information is actually bad for the people laid off, or something.