Alien Isolation is getting a sequel for phones.

You made less safe predictions, so in one way you are the true winner.

If you had told me 10-15 years ago that Allison Mack and Kristen Kreuk would have ties to a sex cult and that I would only sort of be titillated but mostly saddened at the whole situation, teenage me would have called you a liar.

As long as we continue to get weather updates. 

ETA till this gets pulled?

RIP Gita’s wallet, but doubly so, I guess.

Wow, that shot across the bow from Epic to Valve was faster than I thought.

Cool art. Shame it’s a Far Cry title, though. Ubisoft is probably one of the worst equipped devs to do a story with black folk in it.

JD Martinez is psyched, but also Red Sox pitcher Heath Hembree, who was quoted as saying he “fucks with Trump” and “supports everything that guy does 100 percent”.

Can't imagine why Mandy Patinkin thought the show was murder porn-y and quit. 

My first kiss was whack and hardly worth a Twine game written about it.

What if we only run the faucet to rinse off the soap? I don’t leave the faucet running the entire time I’m soaping up the greasy dishes. It’d be like leaving the faucet on while you brush.

*reads long article*

Crooked Media is going to get to the bottom of this right after they find out who linked David Ortiz to steroids.

I feel like while it’s still not considered “good”, history has been far kinder to Trespasser than one might expect. It’s at least an amusing curiosity, what with all the weird physics stuff, the googly arm, the bosom heart tattoo in place of a health bar, the Minnie Driver voice acting, the weird Jeff Goldblum cameo…

Is there no offsides rule in soccer? 

One day a dev is going to eschew all this bullshit ARG stuff and just tell people what their next game is instead of teasing it like this.

Sakurai openly telling fans to fuck off every single time is what fuels me. It is my raison d’etre.

Do games often have wildly different versions like this depending on the console? Doesn’t seem like the Switch couldn’t handle that bingo card/solo quest stuff.

Hopefully she moves faster than McCree.