Making it a yuri game, and praising Valve for being so open minded in that press release, is a genius move. Valve now has to risk looking even more archaic if they get rid of the gay sex game.

So she’s better than Cena, then, if adults like her as well as kids. She’s basically female Sami

“If there’s a genre of games that I’d wager arguing I’m good at, it’s platformers.”

Bayley winning at Takeover was a foregone conclusion, and I love Sasha, but I still marked the fuck out at that match from my seat in the crowd.

This reminds me of those first videos of the Oculus that came out with that old woman walking around in Tuscany. She’s blown away.

Hey, I watch Mythbusters. What’s a little failing mean in the face of entertainment?

The only MGS PC release in recent years was Ground Zeroes, which by all accounts was stellar.

So it’s basically a gag about CAG. Nice.

I dunno, putting on a +10 health helmet technically seems like damage protection, not healing. Especially since it’s gear.

This smells like the Arkham Knight toggle mode thing that was patched in as a last ditch effort to salvage a botched control scheme

Yeah, he also says that Jon “created” the show, or some silly superlative that is factually inaccurate, but I’m sure they went with for simplicity’s sake.

It could have been less awkward had they cut to him faster. Instead, you heard the crowd pop and go crazy, then spent some time with Jon doing his bad acting “recognizing” that voice somewhere.

Man, even Divekick cancelled the Kickstarter once Iron Galaxy swooped in to publish the game. That’s one of the only examples I can think of where the game was saved without the need of KS, but this time Red Ash still wants the money, I guess?

git gud

The banana thing: I get it, it’s cute and whatever, but that’s still kinda gross. Hopefully they don’t rot too bad in the A/C of the store.

Tell that to Konami.

Hmm. I understand, but I don’t like it.

So did those laid off people get hired back, or...?

What triangle? Veronica always sucked. Betty forever.

And in the end, the only joke was Destiny itself.