Gotta hit him with a stick.

Yikes. I can't help but be reminded of the Oculus developer who died in a similar accident. People cut down far too soon in their lives.

I can't help but feel weird when I see Move controllers being used for things like this.

I mean, the end screen says anything recovered will be sold at public auction. How much do you wanna bet that this is just a storyline justification for having animatronics in several new locations?

I thought you Canadians were supposed to be nice and kind? Now I know you guys just bogart everything and fuck up the rotation on the reg.

I mean, I guess it depends on where you live.

UPDATE (12:23pm): Video's down. WHOOPS. Konami/IGN marketing plans derailed.

I thought the point of the ending of Earthbound was that you're SUPPOSED to pray IRL?

Tina Amini: Deputy Editor and Online MP Shooter Lady for Kotaku.

I mean, people play COD every year. Is 5 hours really all that shocking?

I have a Gamecube, a copy of Metroid Prime, and an unopened copy of Metroid Prime 2: Echoes. I don't own a Wii or a Wii U, so I guess I'll just have to pretend the story ended there.

Was about to say "No Dreadhalls?" till I saw the honorable mention.

I wonder if Charlie Hunnam is still tight with any of the Apatow guys.

Now I want Kanye to just sample the shit out of Odelay and Guero on his next album or something.

Yes, sadly. Mostly Tumblr folks, from what I can tell. I dated a queer black girl who was a fan, but mostly of like 1 or 2 of her songs. I wonder what she thinks now.

Wait, Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling hated each other off camera? I mean, I know they dated for a while so they probably hated each other eventually, but they had to at least sorta like each other.

If Superman hooks up with Wonder Woman during this 24 hour vulnerability period, wouldn't HE be the one made of Kleenex?

Bad dialogue is like the first 20 minutes of Juno. Better dialogue is the rest of Juno. It's almost like someone slapped the pen out of Diablo Cody's hand and told her "no".

PunkBuster 4ever.

You eventually unlock a Just Cause style grappling hook in the game.