So you read an entire article about Kevin Smith movies just to tell us how meh you are about Kevin Smith movies? Cool cool cool...

Billy’s not the best writer on Deadspin staff (his soccer analysis is fan-biased and skewed to the point of not being credible) but...

Thanks for the earworm I finally got rid of...

Can we get “I can outrun Pro Athletes” Patrick and “butcher the man-eating whale from the inside” Jim together so they can start a superhero team and fight crime?

I didnt’ even know it was a competition but you win

But...does this mean I have to rethink not liking Maron?

Right? His name is BOBBY Bonds you fucking millennials.

Korgoth of Barbaria makes me miss Heat Vision and Jack

Because we all love Tartakovsky for his verisimilitude...

Recent large-scale real-world evidence has called the nature of the effect into question.

First Blood AND Rocky were smart movies that spawned dumb franchises. It’s kind of amazing how much shittier and dumber Stallone gets over time, like a reverse-fine wine.

Yeah but he is also the reason every mcdojo BJJ blue belt on reddit thinks they can beat up any/every traditional martial artist on the planet because this guy can beat up old men half his size...

Isn’t Barca the new old Liverpool though, really?

Also, they are not going to library or the bakery with Colette.

I mean yeah, he said that, but it sounds so much more romantic in the native Italian...

Ummm...it’s less about how good Clowney is than what a clown-show the Houston Texans are

Yeah, I thought BB cut Brown once he got tired of sexual assault questions - not for moral reasons, but because of “distractions.”

lol Trump voters watching soccer lol

(If you didn’t see that one coming when Dennis pitches woo to the wife by telling her to “dig up” supposed old lover Teddy, and roll your eyes in memory of less forced Sunny jokes past, I don’t know what to tell you.)

He was just talking to that guy about that thing.