This reminds me of my days as a player...a player of FIFA 19 Career Mode on Easy.

That MCA verse....

I mean, she was hot enough to work there, the least she could do is smile more! Customers love it when the hot chicks smile...

Dumb

After all, who among us hasn’t done it all for the Nookie?

Right? This chick is perfect for FIT or NYU

Right? Cash Kinghorn got robbed!

Logan DePalma.

Brits don’t fly to Spain like it’s their job?

Other than the Headhunters most Chelsea fans are fairweather, historically.

This guy Mets it...

Cis Men care about legal, easily accessible, and affordable abortion, birth control, and health care for women. Cis men is not the relevant demographic at play here. Anti-abortion activists fall into 3 general camps:

You seem like you’ve still got a fair way to go to get to mediocre.

Acting?! Northcutt is such a boring, anodyne, bible-thumping cornball. What the hell roles does he think he is going to get? He has zero charisma, he’s like a boring version of Ryan Lochte that doesn’t party, but way worse at his sport.

Nah, he lacks her edge.

Yeah what are you doing to make the world better?

I cried like a fucking baby reading this. I am glad for you, and for your family, that you have made it back this far. Thank you for sharing this with us.

You forgot “solving the opioid crisis.”

Fuck that. I don’t want anybody whose security detail is going to make the 6 train even more crowded riding the fucking train.

Cool let’s do nothing then.