Needs more stars

Puberty? Isaac Hempstead Wright is 20. He went through puberty several seasons ago. That’s what he looks like as an adult.

Mass transit is evil socialism

But the Metro stations are so spacious, with those high ceilings...

Like, the allegations are shocking and gross, but it’s also depressing that Penn and Clay Fucking Guida are still fighting...

See also: adult actresses that have the same, or similar, name as your daughter.

50 is the new 21 bro

Battlestar Galactica

You have Mark Hamill’s Joker from Batman the Animated Series criminally underrated.

Pffft I have them going out in the first round. Truman Peyote will NOT be denied.

Honestly, greedy VC investor idiots getting scammed is not compelling. Arrogant “smart” kids thinking they invented fraud is not compelling. Her muppet voice is.

The Meat Men are cool.

No, because back when it could have happened they didn’t let enough teams in.

Yes, also because nobody should have to sit through those soul-crushing, shitty, boring, grindy games...watching Virginia play their brand of ball is worse than not watching ball...

Zion versus UNC for the matchup everyone wants but no one will admit.

It was easy to ignore the lingering “yeah I guess he’s like, the cool youth minister?” doubts I had about him when he was running against Ted Cruz, but I don’t live in Texas so eventually “Not Being Ted Cruz” is not enough.

You have Andrew WK criminally underrated.

Do not smoke Blue Dream for breakfast!

Not while Ole’s at the wheel, mate.

It’s truly great.