It’s amazing how “cranky old man” Adrock is these days, right?

Well actually, slavery only existed on backwater Outer Rim systems run by Huttese crime lords, like Tattooine.

Are you saying Rifftrax is better than the MST reboot, or better than MST in general?

You’re welcome.

DNC Chairman

Bill Parcells wants to see you in his office.

Did you watch the fucking video? It’s Chicago. There’s no fighting in the bleachers.

Well I’m the King of Boggle, there is none higher, I got eleven points for the word “quagmire.”

Orrin Hatch’s entire legacy, after 40 fucking years in the Senate, is being a sexual harassment/assault denier. It’s so fucking transparent what an evil one-trick pony he is...

Bill Parcells won in spite of Ray Perkins, not because of him. 

He’s a Met, you rube.

There were very few Pats fans before B&B took over. It’s not shocking current Pats fans are oblivious to the historically cyclical nature of NFL success.

Yeah, that’s why so many Americans voted against their own self-interest.

Fernet tastes like old school aspirin, medicinal. Malort tastes like my grandfather’s Aqua Velva aftershave steeped in a used ashtray filled with burnt hair and cigarette butts, filtered through a dirty sock and, with a burnt rubber aroma.

Interesting take. Thanks!

Clintons? Maybe. Obamas? [Citation needed]

Ian McKaye fucking sucks.

You’re right. Nobody is winning here. We all lose.

You’re explicitly saying she needs to work out. Take the L, dude. 

Hey guys - who wants to watch me pour out a bottle of champagne and 8 beers?