JohnDangerously
JohnnyDangerously
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Temecula?

He’s a tool, but he can make aioli. He’s classically trained (in France) and when he was on “Next Food Network Star” he smoked all the other contestants week in, week out with his food.

Cliches: I can’t stop constantly telling co-workers that ask me how I’m doing:

His mom thought he might be on drugs. Was he on drugs?

I’ve seen old navy dudes put a pinch of salt in beer and/or coffee. No idea why...even after they’ve explained it. I guess I blacked out during the mind blowing explanation...

Right? 

Why do Quebecois meatheads always sound like “Kermit the Frog with Pepe le Pew’s accent” on steroids?

She was good in Powerless (short-lived office comedy that took place in the DC Universe)

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I think she was foisted on him, but he coulda/shoulda said no, right?

NYer living in Chicago - even Detroit does better pizza than Chicago.

Also, making contact is one thing...getting on base? No way.

Mike Pence just said “hold my root beer”

She’s a shitty hack, and her entire character of Harry Potter is a plagiarized clone of Neil Gaiman’s Tim Hunter in the Books of Magic graphic novels, from the origin story, all the way down to the scar, round glasses, and haircut, etc.

Stay safe out there

He is betting on a Presidential pardon, no doubt.

I saw a Lions at Bears game a couple years ago, and a Detroit fan clearly tried to start a fight in the Soldier Field bathroom by aggressively telling all the assembled Bears fans how much they, and their team, sucked. Nobody reacted except one guy who said “Listen pal, nobody hates the Bears more than we do.”