I came here to do two things: read a post about Parker Posey, and quote Dazed and Confused...and I’m all out of post.

Drink, but don’t do shots or REALLY start drinking until cake. You probably want to remember your wedding.

Simmons didn’t direct it.

He doesn’t MAKE these documentaries. He produces them, the director makes them. All Simmons does is say “we should make a doc about Andre” and hires some guy to do it.

He would look good  in  United red...

That’s cool you hate the most popular sport on the planet, but it’s not cool that you can’t figure out from context clues that a square ball moves slower than a round one...

Eisenhower would get swift-boated today...

Trade this asshole to the Mets and make him take Jon Rocker’s 7 train to the park every day.

I can’t tell if you’re talking about me, or them, but you’re right.

WhiskeySnob was pretty much demanding it.

Fuck all that, buy a $70k Tesla and spend the rest travelling the world.

That’s it. Stick to the classics.

That will take weeks to find! I only have days....

Por favor? Eu falo portugues...

You can PM me the best Portugal spots!

I just found out that 2 of my favorite neighbors are also closet Borat quoters...

Yeah, sure, where you live is more sophisticated than NYC...

He needs a fucking editor; there was a good 90 minute movie in there somewhere.

He hasn’t made a good movie since the 90s.