Outstanding. 10/10 would star again.

Yes, this has been going on the whole time.

Ah yes, the halcyon days of young Phil Baroni

No, it would be like saying the NFL sucks because the Steelers missed the playoffs. Except the MLS does actually suck and is an inferior league by any metric.

Compared to EPL, Bundesliga, La Liga, and Serie A it does!

MLS Middle of the road? Where is MLS compared to Serie B or Ligue 2?

No way, he’s going to the ‘Icks

10/10 would watch

You get to the toast of Paris...

They were bummed out when Dean Smith broke Adolph Rupp’s wins record.

Zlatan is allegedly a proficient martial artist...

Nothing like the zeal of a newly minted Ultra...

Lucyfer

I want more data on the Venn diagram intersection of “MAGA hat assholes” and “huge NBA fans”

You’re right, they don’t have identical beneficial ownership. Oh, wait...

Yeah, this is much better than the NCAA tournament

the majority of us are still gonna pull for whoever wins the Cavs-Celtics series

It is a thing, and Boxing is way worse than MMA...boxers take more shots to the head, by a couple orders of magnitude.

Cutting to 205 probably means he walks around at 220....

They shoot back with “shall not be infringed.” The wording is fucked.