JohnDangerously
JohnnyDangerously
JohnDangerously

That’s up there with people that say “as God as my witness...”

That’s not how analysts work. Analysts work for investment banks.

Something something never walk alone...

No cockroaches in the burbs, homie.

You forgot sunburn and allergens.

It’s a good spot.

As a very particular patron, I agree the bartender has shush authority and should wield it as needed.

I am not an attorney, but I am an Illinois resident. There is a law about keeping firearms secure, and this guy might actually get prosecuted.

But the emails...

Good work advocating for the propaganda arm of economic policies you’re not wealthy enough to benefit from.

Fuck this guy, with his “I can’t drive 55" white-collar anarchy. 100% chance he drives like an asshole.

Because the season ends in a couple weeks? When are we supposed to talk about it?

Apropos of nothing, I have a friend that was an NCAA wrestler. He told me one time that when he was in college someone illegally taped them in practice and the locker room and spliced it into porn.

Yeah, this is Johnny Damon, young Willem, DaFoe, or young & skinny Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Nope. Not even then. Don’t button the bottom button of a coat or vest unless it’s a military uniform. Even if your jacket is tailored to fit perfectly, it’s tailored with the understanding that you will never button the bottom button.

This is not a new trend, goes back to the early 1900's.

It’s been that way for at least a century.

You do you. That was special.

Claro.