It’s funny how, for as far back as I can remember, the last “real” 911 has always been the one before the one currently on sale.

JUST ONCE I would like for Deadspin to produce some un-Baezed commentary

“one thing is for sure, this car doesn’t have a manual.”

...all of those 60-month leases do have to go somewhere...

For some reason, most of the time when I notice a vehicle doing that, it’s a Ford E-series van.

I have a 2017 Civic Si. I just use the volume control button on the steering wheel.

They should make a Fit Si while they’re at it.

The mall?

Nope, Bangle BMWs still look terrible. Try again.

That is called propoganda. 

I don’t think they should be untangling, deciphering, and interpreting. That isn’t news, but commentary. Report facts. Try and get all the pertinent ones. If you are going be adding commentary, make your biases known and/or switch to the opinion pages.

Yeah, no. If any white person accused of racism had made the excuse that they were just making jokes about black people sarcastically, do you really honestly think that would make it not racism? They may have tried to gloss it over in the article, but they sure as heck did not adequately describe what makes a bunch of…

How does calling someone fuckface not get you banned? Oh I get it there’s a double standard depending on what team you’re on kinda like jokes about race.

Yep, I get the whole punching up, punching down thing, but, and there always is one isn’t there, a line does have to be drawn. I mean, heck, white people are soon going to be a minority in the US anyway so how about we stamp down on racism now instead of waiting a couple of years.
Let’s be fair here, you can call it…

Then again, when horseless carriages first came on the scene, you probably would have found public opinion even more opposed...

January 20, 2008. The stars were perfectly aligned. The 13-3 Packers had a first-round bye, beat the Seahawks in a magical atmosphere in the Divisional Round and faced the Wild Card Giants for the NFC Championship in perfect, -1 degree weather. Favre was clearly going to win the game and send the Packers to the Super…

I have paid for tickets to watch the Washington Nationals play postseason baseball games on more than one occasion.

+1 teenager angst. However 13 year old girls are far meaner. 

Along those lines it’s always stunning to me just how many commercials are on TV for lotteries and scratch-off tickets. Governments aren’t just content to take money off of the gullible and hopeful poor, they’re buying adtime to make sure they take as much as possible.

If I was an agent, every goddamn one of my clients would have their social media scrubbed when they signed on. Who wants their commission torched by some redneck bigot?