If I’m not mistaken, the Reds have players named Scooter, Homer, and Rookie, leading me to believe their director of scouting was a Muppet Babies fan or some shit.

No one forces anyone to buy a new car and finance it for longer than they should.

People want to be debt serfs. They bid everything up to the limit to which they can borrow. They demand new regulations that increase the cost basis because isn’t it worth a extra $10 a month to be “safer”? Also we live in a short time preference society. People want stuff now, not later.

The 0.01% learned how to…

Not really a story. Without Woody Paige it’s basically a fake ATH panel anyway.

I mean... it’s kinda trashy, but somehow there’s something incredibly sexy about that, lol. Don’t judge me!

The Escala is used in ads to help drive traffic to the dealer. It’s called the Cadillac Escala aid.

1st. As someone that driver an averaged height hatchback, please don’t tell SUV owners they need better lights. This shit already shines right in the rear and front glass at night to a blinding degree. My next car could be an SUV just because I am tired of being constantly blinded by them because I am lower to the…

I just can’t stand how he’s pumping his chest and snarling like he’s a bad man now. Dude, you were up 3-1 against this team, choked, and then left to go join the already best team ever to make them the best team ever by a large margin. You ain’t bad.

Canadian drivers: annoyed by left-lane hogs, but too polite to shoot them down.

He missed three matches (Southhampton, Burnley, Swansea) —and Spurs came away with 9 points.

Probably? As in better than 50%? The record for most points in a season by a team in the Premier League era is 95 by Chelsea in 2005. They win Saturday and Chelsea finishes with 93 points. No one was beating Chelsea this year.

Yes, yes, I‘m sure you know better than the very experienced engineers that made this. I guess “cylinder count for bench racers” wasn’t in their equations.

It drives me nuts that every time I rent a car all they have is SUV’s.

A Tahoe can get 26 mpg? In LA traffic?

You’re talking to the SUV people.

Consequently:

If they got rid of sports altogether then they could REALLY concentrate on being students.

“would get in the way of them being students first and foremost, and athletes second.”

I’ll have to remember these words of wisdom from the Ohio State and Stanford presidents tomorrow night when I’m watching Malik Hooker and Marshon Lattimore of Ohio State and Christian McCaffrey and Solomon Thomas of Stanford each…

I’ve lost the ability to differentiate dingers and dongers.

Your mom got things started with a monster three-run dong.