Netflix released a movie *this year* about a liberal woman who marries a conservative soldier man for the health insurance and then learns that being his loving wife is her destiny after all. It’s called Purple Hearts.

Netflix isn’t the far-left commune Kevin Sorbo believes it to be.

A show called “Just The News, Not Noise” has a washed up actor on to complain about things? The irony.

That’s exactly the kind of fun word salad we are looking for though. At least us old schoolers. 

“She’s a global treasure and she’s not even ours!”

Please, please, please someone cast him as a radical Islamist pedophile terrorist, because that Oscar acceptance speech will be epic.

There is nothing more pathetic than someone so desperate to still matter, that they are willing to say the stupidest shit. Ted Nugent and Middle Aged, er, I mean Kid Rock, I am looking at you two.

I mean clearly you don’t know about the secret communist anarchist rich Hollywood elite secret Muslim trans gay pedophile Jewish sex cultist lizard people who rule the world

I will never fully understand the brain worms that this kind of conservative has. He’s clearly trying to make some point about how “far Left” radical positions are embraced in Hollywood, as well as stories about ethnic diversity and about marginalized sexualities.

I have to think nothing makes him more upset then

“They asked me to play a pedophile terrorist”

I’ll give the guy credit: This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read.

There are a lot of bad things on Twitter, and then there is Lucy Lawless herself never missing an opportunity to dunk on her old co-star for the newest dumb thing he said. She’s a national treasure and she’s not even ours! 

Well, there’s nothing conservative Christians like better than feeling persecuted. It brings you closer to The Big Guy if you suffer like Him.

So wait, I don’t get it. Does he mean he’d play a terrorist who also happens to be a pedophile, or a terrorist who targets pedophiles with their terrorism? Because there’s kind of a Dexter vibe happening with the latter option. Wouldn't get him an Oscar, but a series on Showtime is pretty big. 

I don’t know what he was like in the 90s, but I do think a lot of actors who have a big role and then spend years struggling to get work again afterwards are particularly susceptible to this kind of shit. Because when you mentally have to accept one of the following: (a) you’re not a very good actor, you lucked into…

See: Dean Cain, Ricky Schroder, Scott Baio 

No one’s ever really the same after they play Hercules.

Was Sorbo always a nutjob, or did something happen to him?