JohnCon
JohnCon
JohnCon

Will you please get someone to come teach you all how to use hyphens?

I rewatched all of the Disney animated films at some point over the pandemic and the only one that I think that would be “necessary” to make a live action adaptation of would be The Black Cauldron.

The Del Toro version is gonna have the pleasure island part go “Very Bad Things” when Pinocchio accidentally kills a prostitute 

Rogue One: A Stars Story —> Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

He’s really . . . shiny. Gepetto really layered on the transparent varnish.

That CGI for Pinocchio himself looks like utter dogshit. I thought the screenshot at the top of the article would be misleading, but no, it really looks that bad. He doesn’t look remotely like a puppet made of wood, he looks like some kind of blobby cartoon rendered in 3D using technology from 15 years ago and

1) Chet Haze.... check

Has Tom Hanks just thrown in the towel and said, “Fuck it.” ? Because late stage Tom Hanks career choices sure make that a compelling argument.

We’ve had I think close to ten “live action” Disney remakes so I’m going to keep on asking, where the hell is my Kingdom Hearts movie?

I honestly figured she’d just say “the allegations against him were too serious so we went in another direction.”

COL in Cali is high - a 30-4ok car in CA is not the same buying experience as a 30-40k car in Akron, OH.

And adding charging stations is easy and relatively inexpensive, and California has a fuckton and more going in all the time.

This has been a target date in CA for about a decade now. Everyone said the same thing when California had stricter smog requirements and then every car company ended up complying. Its only for new vehicle sales so used vehicles are an exception. Its only for sales and not registration of so you can buy a car in any

Figured, WTH are they going to do with all the current ICE vehicles, push them into Le Brea?

The writing has been on the wall for this change for a decade. Auto manufacturers purposefully drug their feet on the transition, spending tens of millions on kickbacks and political corruption, to try to delay it so they could juice some extra short term profit. They aren’t going to transition without a mandate, and

Clickbait headline.

Seriously impressive. But dang I find these Lucid cars pedestrian looking. They are amazing for sure; but they look so plain.

I can see him being slightly hard to work with. 

Roger Deakins as DP on a film called Empire of Light?


I know a few people who have had engines put into their Hyundai’s due to oil starvation that would argue otherwise.