I had a similar interaction with a guy in his 60s open carrying at a Joanne’s Fabrics, like immediately after lockdown ended and we could go back to stores. He wasn’t wearing a mask and he confronted me at the register and I told him I was glad to see that he remembered where his gun was before he left the house so he…

“Gravy Seals” 

Plot twist - if he personally owns the truck, he could keep it under Texas bankruptcy law.

I personally like ‘G.I. Jokes’

yeah it was also the opening part not the whole statement.

“mistakenly”

A real man, confident in his own self, would drive around in an old Fiat Panda.

I’m frankly a little surprised he was in the produce section at all. All red blooded Americans know that vegetables are a communist plot to sissify our nation’s men. And don’t get me started on fruit.

In 2020, my wife went to the supermarket. She was wearing a mask. She was confronted in the produce section by a guy with no mask and a Colt Python in a holster on his hip. He proceeded to lecture her about how wearing the mask was letting fear rule her life.

Well these are “intended” for militaries, and high value targets in dangerous places. Places like Mexico City, I know they used to have stuff like this in South Africa. Basically places where there is a high chance you will be attacked or kidnapped.  But for Jones, he buys one because his dick is the size of a grain…

“Couch commando” is another term for it. 

There’s a post over on Jezebel today about how Jones’ lawyers mistakenly sent the Sandy Hook parents’ legal team his entire phone’s worth of text messages from the last two years, effectively giving them proof that he has committed perjury and refused to supply evidence that he claimed didn’t exist. He’s very, very…

But they’ll say we shouldn’t be afraid of a deadly virus!

The same people who carry a gun everyday and aren’t paid to do so. Can’t imagine letting fear run my life that much. 

“Pretend army” is super on brand for “conservatives” these days. Pathetic. 

I don’t know - maybe because they were upset by the news and just wrote out a quick message without thinking about if it was perfectly worded?

I cannot imagine how small, ineffective, and scared a person must have to feel in their day to day life to buy something like that.

The news was rumored to have broken during El Arbi’s wedding; indeed, he commented on his Instagram statement that he was now “gonna try to enjoy [his] honeymoon.”

“As directors, it is critical that our work be shown to audiences”

The Scooby movie team also released a statement.