Loving it. Really appreciated flexing beyond the game’s plot with episode three; hope they do more of that, but understand that even slight deviations will cause certain people to absolutely sh*t themselves with rage.

Oooh, I was getting like 2016 Chrysler design language.

I vividly remember a lively classroom discussion in 1995/1996 about how the internet was going to unite the world like never before(!). No more war, ever, because we could engage and empathize with citizens of other countries in real time. Propaganda? GONE. We’d have broad access to high-quality information and data.

“Paying attention to things—it’s how we show love!” —Frank

I guess she did invent woke-ness by daring to speculate what her life would be like if she were a boyyyyyyy. 

I mean, is Beyoncé’s music threatening? My mom listens to it when she’s cleaning...

“As Maya Angelous once said, the path to EV profitability is long and challenging—but still, we must rise.”

“Everyone can take home ONE free tire! Enjoy your free tire, and thanks for all you do!”

Second Tig Notaro! Ready and willing to watch 48% of the US spontaneously combust from white hot nuclear rage.

The American Broadcasting Company in association with myself are deeply disappointed in you. 

Where is the balance in this biased hit piece?! WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE BALANCE?

An esteemed graduate of the Trump school of shit-posting.

But she’s a caucasian human female!

Also I think Bella uses they/them pronouns? Didn’t AVClub just run an “hey, I’m non-binary” post a few weeks ago? When can we expect a public apology? 

The Avatars are just pretty.

Counterpoint: I think it’s kind of funny and awesome? Like, he could choose any rap name and he went for Lil Baby, the most unthreatening, un-hardcore, goofy name possible. Here for it.

I truly LOVE that little car. The design language rivals anything out right now, particularly in that segment. How dare they not sell it here. *gets crushed by a HUMMER EV*

It’s StreiSAND. SAND. Streisand. Not Streisunnd. Like sand on the beach.

Agree on all counts (though I’d happily choose some smaller films to celebrate). We definitely succumbed to a form of “wow, this is a phenomenon, let’s check it out lest be we left behinnnd!” And sure, it’s a flashy two hours.

FLABBYMANS, damnit!