An esteemed graduate of the Trump school of shit-posting.

But she’s a caucasian human female!

Also I think Bella uses they/them pronouns? Didn’t AVClub just run an “hey, I’m non-binary” post a few weeks ago? When can we expect a public apology? 

The Avatars are just pretty.

Counterpoint: I think it’s kind of funny and awesome? Like, he could choose any rap name and he went for Lil Baby, the most unthreatening, un-hardcore, goofy name possible. Here for it.

I truly LOVE that little car. The design language rivals anything out right now, particularly in that segment. How dare they not sell it here. *gets crushed by a HUMMER EV*

It’s StreiSAND. SAND. Streisand. Not Streisunnd. Like sand on the beach.

Agree on all counts (though I’d happily choose some smaller films to celebrate). We definitely succumbed to a form of “wow, this is a phenomenon, let’s check it out lest be we left behinnnd!” And sure, it’s a flashy two hours.

FLABBYMANS, damnit!

It’s The Fabelmans. Fabelmans. Repeat after me: Fabelmans.

I dunno, it’s what The People wanted in 2022? A big, loud, flashy ride. I dragged my partner because THIS HAS BEEN GETTING RAVES and we both left the theatre scratching our heads. The fact that its defenders are basically giving it the Marvel treatment of- not all movies need to be (thoughtful, well-plotted, good)! is…

I don’t know what Tim Allen’s politics are, but I’m sure a coked-up comic 90s comic would never pull such an untoward stunt!

This could more accurately be titled “A Slideshow of SNL Sketches That Aired From Season 48.” Because ... yeah.

Yes to all that. I also love the **golden warmth** on screen between him and his father. It’s just so crushingly sweet.

Same! I’ve probably seen it a thousand times, and there’s something so dreamy and off-center in his performance. 

Damn. I’ve heard imaginary college sports can be brutal on young athletes bodies. 

I swear earlier today I read somewhere that Santos claimed he had two leg transplants? Or that he was briefly paralyzed? Something insane, that I can’t find now, and maybe dreamed. 

Fame? Visibility? Attention? Clout? (and money)

Very Westworld. The camera pans and moves, the CGI of a “world” being constructed (or mushroom’d); it’s really like a map or landscape being drawn.

Is the actress playing Joel’s daughter is mixed-race or black? I’m sure the people who are upset about Joel’s beard are gonna love that (hope they die mad!).