I drove through Chicago last year, and it seemingly took an hour, passing literally hundreds of exits into various parts of the city, while seeing the skyline the entire time. “Damn, missed it!”

So- me, only child, grew up on a farm in the middle of nowhere. Watching the trailer I was instantly reminded of a similarly soft-spoken neighboring farmer who would stop by and slowly ask if my daddy was around. And he’d always say daddy. Naturally I always assumed he was going to murder me.

So I’ve avoided this one based on the description and posters, thinking it was like ... a teen cannibalism love story? Just not something I vibe with. However! Learning they’re kind of monster-y people-eaters, like day-walking vampires, has flipped a switch in my head and now I must see it. The trailer looks fab. I…

This is absolutely the first time I’m hearing about it. Checked out the trailer and ... it kind of has Disney+ vibes? I’m surprised it’s getting a theatrical release. Lightyear opened at $50M, which feels like an ambitious comparison. But come back on Monday and see how wrong I am. :) 

I’ve listened to some of the podcasts they’re pulling these quotes from, and I wouldn’t say he’s any grumpier than he’s ever been. He’s a lively guest (to put it mildly), and he’s giving frank responses to questions he’s being asked. 

Is he saying it’s a problem, or that’s just the state of the industry? Seems like his broader point (below) is more relevant, and not wrong?

I thinnnnnk he’s the Beast in Disney’s live action remake?

Yes, jobs are grinds. They all are. Sucks! Enjoy your hundred million dollar fortune, and best of luck starring in those films you’re writing for yourself. If TDS is any indication, they will be totally ... there.

Listen, if it’s work, great on him, because it’s very good (and pls hook Madonna up with that miracle worker). But I don’t think it is. Scanning some other pics, I’m inclined to believe this is just a great photo. But sure- trainers, cooks, poolboys, go nuts. He can have my number.

It seems utterly magnanimous for Taylor to even show up at the *checks headline* American Music Awards?

Speaking of faces, Iger looks damn good for 71. That’s all I have to contribute.

Same. I’d be first in line for a stripped down, low-price, low-ish range EV for jumping around town. Basic Ass EV is kind of a great name - running to the trademark office!

But he bought Twitter because he wanted to do something good for humanity.

As someone in a geeyyyy marriage, I don’t give two sh*ts about the “religious protections” bit. Baby steps. I one-billion percent realize that the church will continue to be sh*tty to plenty of folks, but I’m happy to have some modicum of protection in a time when one side is talking about erasing our marriage. 

Also love that his claim to fame, a short-lived show from thirty years ago, was utterly eclipsed by its own spinoff.

Wow, that was scathing and perfect. 

Thank god I don’t live in California! proclaims man who would race out of a funeral and be on the first flight to LA if absolutely *anyone* would return his phone calls. 

It’s sounds like you were fooled by the rocks that she got!

Agree. Now take your Pulitzer! *Hands you ... whatever a Pulitzer looks like*

THANK YOU. I bite my tongue when people rave about that bus fight (hey, if you enjoyed it, awesome), but (to my eyes) it’s like a weightless, over-cut, over-CGI’d imitation of something Jackie Chan was absolutely destroying thirty years ago.