Hey, one of those pixels in the upper deck is based on me! Where's my money?

..or even better, left behind a Baby Ruth.

Panthercane. Coming soon to SyFy.

Nothing like tapenade...and football...together.

That entire intersection is a cluster, with the GSP, NJ 17, NJ 4, and the mall. But it was even worse before they reconstructed the whole thing a few years back.

So basically Ghost Peppers are the food equivalent of Happy Fun Ball.

Yes. An update of Pigskin would be awesome as well.

Between that and when they showed that Bootsy Collins was at the game, I've decided to stop ordering from the local Mexican place.

Took an arrow to the knee.

Probation? Seriously? No points deduction? No monetary penalty?

Related.

Real life? How about the 2013 Indy Lights race at Indianapolis.

The tale was a hit amongst bros everywhere, and soon it started making its way around douchebag circlejerks, where it's become the stuff of legend.

Moronic, super annoying noisemaker? I hear this guy's available...

+1, would have gotten more if Istanbul had won.

3,600. Tank Girl Ice-T:

Yes. Bad Boys era Leoni puts this list to shame.

This also happened during the race. The #2 Audi lost a tire coming out of the pits. The tire bounced off of a wall and landed on the back of the car, allowing the driver to bring the tire with him back around to the pits. (This goes right up there with Ambrose's V8 tire adventure.)