JohnClaytonsPonytail
JohnClaytonsPonytail
JohnClaytonsPonytail

*Removed, joke already done.*

Born in Como, Italy.

Don't think that Fox Sports (RIP Speed) has the rights to the races other than LeMans. There's an livestream of each race on Dailymotion (official, since they also post it on the WEC website), which is where I was watching it today.

Correction II: Dillon, not Dylan.

Excellent. Someone with better skills than I needs to add the sound from that to the OP video.

He's twerking.

Came to Jalopnik to see a picture of the burning Ferrari.

Seriously. This weeks worst of the worst matchup is The Buttfumble vs. Rex putting in Sanchez/Sanchez gets hurt.

See, this is what I come to Deadspin for. All the rye comments.

Yes, I detect a clearly defined tip on the end of Florida there. Please note my righteous outrage, which I will report to the FCC (Federal Comment Commission).

It's funny. It's funny because it's ah, bigger than, ah....you know, a normal glove.

That's nothing. Tomorrow's game is against Mekka Lekka Hi Mekka Hiney Ho.

...and half of that is taken up by Melrose's hair care products.

The ones Kruk used had BBQ sauce stains on them.

What that panel needs is less panel.

Maria Brazzerova.

It is. Next month it's becoming another FX channel, called FXX. They're moving "Always Sunny" and some of the other FX shows to it.

Is the team going to employ the "Love Gun" offense?