Also, team moving to Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan....

Don't forget Wrasslin' and Strongest Man competitions...

So, you're saying that it must be some misunderstanding?

Well, Mariotti knows all about throwing it all away.

*Looks at pictures at top of article*

This is so dirty!

Obviously smarter than the average bear. Those dumpsters can hold a lot of pic-a-nic baskets.

It could be worse...

"It's Raining Men"?

Never sticks? Can't seem to stay employed?

Jesus. Reminds me of "Dick Neck"

Note to self...... use more Norm MacDonald references in my posts...

Nikki Cox....

Exactly. I think he forgot a "Bro" or a "Brah" in his username. Plenty of Throwball topics down below for him to drool over.

New Jersey, I believe (2010 Bullrun started in NYC):

I'll just leave this here....

Was it being driven by a British TV host?

Just to make sure this doesn't slip through the cracks, since it's a mid-week event:

They turn the heat up any higher, he might get Krukie Crisp.

A few would have been missing from that list, unfortunately.