Related.

Real life? How about the 2013 Indy Lights race at Indianapolis.

The tale was a hit amongst bros everywhere, and soon it started making its way around douchebag circlejerks, where it's become the stuff of legend.

Moronic, super annoying noisemaker? I hear this guy's available...

+1, would have gotten more if Istanbul had won.

3,600. Tank Girl Ice-T:

Yes. Bad Boys era Leoni puts this list to shame.

This also happened during the race. The #2 Audi lost a tire coming out of the pits. The tire bounced off of a wall and landed on the back of the car, allowing the driver to bring the tire with him back around to the pits. (This goes right up there with Ambrose's V8 tire adventure.)

*Removed, joke already done.*

Born in Como, Italy.

Don't think that Fox Sports (RIP Speed) has the rights to the races other than LeMans. There's an livestream of each race on Dailymotion (official, since they also post it on the WEC website), which is where I was watching it today.

Correction II: Dillon, not Dylan.

Excellent. Someone with better skills than I needs to add the sound from that to the OP video.

Video:

He's twerking.

Came to Jalopnik to see a picture of the burning Ferrari.

Seriously. This weeks worst of the worst matchup is The Buttfumble vs. Rex putting in Sanchez/Sanchez gets hurt.

See, this is what I come to Deadspin for. All the rye comments.