Lawless played 10 seasons in the majors, and was an objectively bad baseball player.

They’d check how much of it was bound to her receptors, screen her for known mutations in those same receptors, weigh the hoarseness of her voice, rate the development of her pubic hair and breasts, evaluate her muscles, size her labia, palpate her vagina, and measure her anogenital distance. In other words, they’d…

Nothing I love more than reading a story about sexual harassment on deadspin and seeing people falling over themselves to make the quickest joke

I'm guessing he was probably trying to watch a soccer game.

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

This kind of comment is the new “smh clickbait” comment, and it needs to fucking stop. If you have nothing to add to the conversation, the rest of us don’t care enough for you to tell us. It’s tiring reading it after every single article. Please, please stop.

“literally beat the shit out of Whetstine at the U.S. championships, breaking Whetstine’s nose and dislocating his thumb.”

We’ll see

You should reconsider that second point.

kimbrel is the best relief pitcher in baseball. you don’t trade the best anything for one decent prospect, one minor league nobody, a supplemental round pick and two washed-up dudes making $17m a year between them

It looks like he can actually see the headline and is super bummed about it

But it's still fun to see whether saber websites or Vegas odds were more accurate

I think I speak for everyone: Fuck cyclists!

Seriously, wouldn't the more accurate billboard be "You're welcome Miami, Love Lebron"?

I don't get Le Batard's point here. Does he seriously think that the city was in any way instrumental in winning those titles? The famously apathetic fan base? Is he trying to appropriate whatever credit Mickey Arison or Pat Riley or the team deserves for those titles?

Overrated list makers, Ranked

You know, shit like this and tl;dr have got to be the most ridiculously stupid internet crap ever invented. If you don't feel like reading something, fine. But why would you want to advertise the fact? Does it provide some pleasure to you to go out of your way to let everyone know how much you didn't read something…

Way too complicated. The simple version starts with raising your own cow. Locavore, duh. Then you hand-slaughter and process it before brining the brisket for a fortnight in the tears of orphan children and organic pickling spice. ONLY USE THE FINEST SALT.

So while this was happening you hopefully remembered to hoe…