Excuse me for asking, but am I missing something in this joke? It’s just the same old domestic violence/video evidence joke that everyone has been using for the last year. Except this time, he’s missing words and he’s incorrectly crediting Mayweather as the guilty party.

Thank you for eliminating the Cardinals.

My bad, I spaced on that and the explanation. I'm changing it. You should chill, though.

/falls asleep

I've never been to that area devoid of professional sports and I know I just "don't understand", but I've always been put off by the whole rooting-for-a-school-that-you-never-attended thing

Great catch. Total boner on my part.

The blowout or great comeback is a hell of a line actually.

One of my favorites:

She isn't entirely incorrect. The use of double negatives, improper conjugation of verbs, and lack of grammar is startling for a college student.

I think it was an honest question because most Alabama fans don't really know what English sounds like.

Stay Selassie, Haile.

Pictured: Two dinosaurs.