Please tell me you’re younger than 9 years old.

No, your god damn holiness, I do not believe that was sarcasm. It was an attempt at relevance by someone who has zero understanding of how a global economy actually works.

Nice article. However, it doesn’t belong on Jalopnik 1) because it had nothing to do with cars, and more importantly 2) because it will attract the left-leaning, politically-driven, sanctimonious hipster ex-Gawker crowd, who feel that if you don’t agree with them, you are wrong and should be burned alive.

I really hope this post was satire.

Can you expand on this? “When 2020 rolls around the ships have to change to low sulfur fuels, the cost will nearly double, according to Pacific Standard. Luckily, we as consumers probably won’t experience the difference in our wallets”. So fuel costs are going to double but those costs won’t be passed along to…

First, they are not wrong.

I realize that Jalopnik has a team of writers dedicated Tesla/Musk & boring electric cars in general but I gotta tell ya...I’m soooooo sick of it all! I like gas. Cars that burn stuff and smell bad. Sorry fellas but I’m on Team Maserati.

that Maserati exhaust tho...

i mean it’s lipstick on a pig w/ a ferrari v8. right now a tesla is a fuckin huge vegan cellphone w/ a cute 0-60 time.

I’m with Maserati in this one, everybody is trying to compete with Tesla instead of just focus on their own product. Stop trying to be them, just be yourselves but electric this time.

Yeah they’re going to improve the fit and finish on the higher volume “cheap” version.

There might be hypocrisy in his statement, but I’ve never been impressed with Tesla’s build quality myself, especially on the inside.

i think they’re talking about how teslas are still largely made of plastic and don’t use exotic materials at all

This is an ironic article being that Uber wouldn’t even exist today in most cities if it wasn’t for the greedy and controlling cab unions.

All the thoughts running through my head at the myriad implications associated with this... and it is most succinctly boiled down to one beloved meme. The elegance in its simplicity conveys everything I could ever hope to say, with under 10 words...

I think Stef should have to write all articles pertaining to Audi leaving Le Mans since she so adamantly denied they would do so just two short days ago.

We just need Ferrari to dump F1 and move to WEC and we are good to go.

Ugh. Such a load of shit.

I’ve said this before- they should have called it Copilot, reserving the name Autopilot for full autonomy. The problem with the hype is that people have been trying to push the limits of what it could do given the name and what Elon promised.

As you said...broken mold.