Rude people live everywhere. Mr. Portas and I chose to have only 1 child. People constantly asked when we were having another. After I said we weren’t planning anymore they had no problem telling me how bad for a child it was not to have siblings. That only children were spoiled, socially awkward, blah, blah, blah. I…

Dubya was just a little dim and tongue-tied for a president.

I raise you a Bernard

Anybody else giggle when they found out one of the perpetrators was a woman named Juan Wang? Anybody? Nobody? Well...I thought it was funny...

All these accusations, I’m robbin’ tables of crustaceans...
Maybe true I ain’t no weet bix-eatin’ wuss
My go-to be two lobsters, 17 oyster shooters and a baby octopus
But shell in the oysters and dem lobsters had too much sun
So I’m on the run—ain’t no way dat worth 621
Head to the sea since on land they be lookin’
Still…

The captions really bother me. I find them very distracting. If I went to a movie in the theater and the captions were on, I might ask at the ticket window for a raincheck. But I’d totally understand it was MY issue, as a person who’s unreasonably annoyed by captions! Deaf and hard-of-hearing people should be able to…

I find it incredibly distracting. I’m also not an asshole though so if someone deaf/hearing impaired needed it on I wouldn’t be upset, I’d just deal with it.

Pineapple pizza lovers, pepperoni lovers, and thousand island dippers can all live together in peace. Nazis get no pizza. They would just shoot up the pizza place anyway.

The fact that these two other men were willing to put their names out there indicates to me that these accusations are founded. I always choose to believe these claims at face value, and additional victims is more than enough to convince me.

This has to be the most millennial answer ever. You think headphones didn’t come along until the iPod? You know there were discman and walkman waaaay before the iPod, right? And way before 1994.

Speaking of police penalising domestic violence victims, have you heard ab out this case in the UK? A 19 year old woman was murdered by her ex-boyfriend after she was fined for wasting police time when she complained about him stalking her.

Wow, guy has been in a relationship for 39 years? Mazel tov there Mr. Manilow.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Also the bigger point — what does wearing a dress have to do with being GAY? What does wearing a dress have to do with transgenderism in any case. It’s a piece of clothing not a magic spell.

That’s a good man doing the right things. Today you set aside politics, today Tobias Ellwood is one of the heroes.

That. is. HILARIOUS. The perfect illustration of a “I’ll go if it’s important to you but don’t expect me to socialize” boyfriend moment.

You have a defective one, thank God. Your neighbor is right.

Dogs named Oliver are the best dogs.

Even when a parent loses a child through no fault of their own, I doubt they sleep well at night.

Hope this small contribution helps boost the morale.