this new reboot of the west wing sucks

“I am happy for those that simply do not understand, this means you had good parent(s)”

If it’s one of the rooms where they don’t know how to turn on the lights, that would explain a lot.

UK Parliament:

agreed. i hope ellie has someone drawing her hot oily/ bubbly baths everynight, and she’s got a lot of brain shampoo to hand.

Trump getting a speechwriter implies Trump getting a speechreader.

I’m sure he had prepared remarks, but the real question is, can’t anyone get him to follow his speech?

I am so sorry. Here’s a picture of my son giving our dog a belly rub. Hugs to you.

Here is my husky being cute with our last foster kitten - it makes me feel better when I am having a bad day.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

Plus “you complete witch” is such a good callout.

going through IVF is hard, team Chrissy.

I am proud to say that in junior high I won a giant trophy at the county fair for my decorated cat cage themed “Cats in Space” (featuring many rocks with googly eyes glued on them). My cat, alas, took home a fourth place ribbon, which is basically the equivalent of a participation medal. It seems she was not a fan of…

What a coincidence . . . Here in the USA, it’s the Year of the Cock .

So Chris Brown opened his mouth and proved Aziz Ansari’s analogy right?

This all-girls high school alum is grateful for having had the opportunity. It’s not right for everyone but it was right for me.

Captain America. #effinnerd

Re: #4: That’s an Irish Wolfhound! We have one named Freya, and here are some pictures of her because you all deserve them:

I am absolutely convinced that this firestorm of incompetence in the “cabinet” “nominees” is some kind of twisted call from Dump to stop him before he actually has to take the oath. “Surely this will do it!...dammit!...okay, get that blonde Michigan chick who hates school in here, she’s a four but that should push it…

Screen cap, copy, and print out his messages and any other correspondence. Hopefully you won’t need it but if it gets to a point where it needs to be addressed legally you will want that evidence.

AND THEN BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK everywhere and everything. You already told him you are not interested. He does not need or…