National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

you cant qualify unique, wendy! its already unique!

How much did patriotic citizen Steven Ray pay Uday and Qusay for this privileged access, or does he just know where the tax returns are buried?

This is basically Justin Bieber signing the guest book at the Anne Frank house “Anne would have been a belieber,” no?

“Born in the USA,” by Springsteen? If ever a time and place was right for this song, now would be the time.

I’m sure the first few thousand choices were all born and bread

that whole show was scheduled down to the second and they had a reallllllllll hard out at 11:58

Anyone who shoots his way into a dance club, murders dozens of people and causes terror among the victims is indeed a terrorist regardless of any political meaning.

I thought that meant Trump fired him from being chair and I was like sayyyy whaaaaaat?

He’s a pretty special beast, in my humble opinion! (Can you believe someone gave this handsome fellow away? But I wish them all the best, because he was just what my family was missing)

Cocking around the Christmas tree

Okay, first things first. The Borough Market is always full of hipsters these days. I doubt that it was like that twenty years ago, but every time I’ve been there, it’s a lovely, expensive, tasty experience that’s also rather precious. You know what you’re getting into when you go there.

Christmas movies of cats!! We need to throw some money at this project!

I think small breaks are important, honestly. Even a weekend. You have to take care of yourself first, which is the first way to fight back. They hate you, so it’s an honest act of protest/resistance to make sure you’re getting what you need.

when you’re chewin on life’s gristle don’t grumble....give a whistle

Report: Donald Trump is getting one more presidential briefing a week than he can handle.

I don’t know that he is opposed to rape. It is that certain women are his property to do that which he likes. No one else’s. The “our women” says everything.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.