Wow, people. Conspiracy theories, much? Instead of jumping to all these risible conclusions, why not join me on Planet Reality, and consider the obvious and logical reason.

Charles Gaba had a great tweet today: Charles Gaba (@charles_gaba) | Not all Trump supporters are racist, but all of them decided that racism isn’t a deal-breaker. End of story.

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I have never been more than a casual/social drinker, so have no experience whatsoever with being completely wasted. What I do know, however, is that alcohol intoxication generally lowers inhibitions and impairs judgment, but it does not transform a person from totally healthy and happy-go-lucky to violent psychopath.…

You mean Czechia right? The name Czech Republic is more

I second that. I don’t know if I can handle four years of “you won’t believe what Donald Trump said/did this time”. It’s either falling on deaf ears or preaching to the choir.

Clearly.

That’s how we felt when Brexit happened. It hurts to realise that the country you thought you lived in doesn’t really exist outside the bubble. I mean, it’s like a stab to the gut that goes on for months... I still feel completely disgusted by England. I mean, I love it, but it also disgusts me now.

As I’m comforting my Muslim spouse as she sobs about what this means for her, I don’t have time for nausea. I just want her to be okay. I want to live in a place where an interfaith lesbian couple with disabilities aren’t seen as the enemy. I’m tired of our lives hanging in the balance every goddamn election because…

Ha ha. Lately I’ve been writing a bunch of horror stories in which unusually large (but not impossibly large) centipedes play a major role. I don’t know how well the ideas are going to come together, but I do know I’ve never creeped myself out nearly as badly as I have thinking about alien centipedes that are big,…

Why would you be scared of a three foot boa? It’s not venomous.

Superstitious me cringes at the idea of plonking 25,000 units of housing on the site of a jail. Decades of impotent rage, violence, fear and injustice has soaked into that land. Call me ridiculous, but I firmly believe that history will color the lives of the people who will be the new residents. A large luxury and…

President Trump will first show his justice to the Communists. Relax. You aren’t a Communist. Are you?

I have many criticisms of W, but dude did have pretty fast reflexes.

The last time I saw a fat flightless bird move that poorly another penguin was fucking his wife.

It’s fine, the Browns have no attack whatsoever.

I can’t believe the other penguins just stand around doing virtually nothing. I guess a few of them got their phones out and started filming, but that doesn’t really do anything about the immediate problem. It’s really sad, a sign that our society is going down the drain.

One bled over the cuckold’s nest

That seems super dangerous. Concrete gets hot as it cures.