JoeoftheEmpire
JoeoftheEmpire
JoeoftheEmpire

I lost my first husband when I was 32. Numb slog is a perfect description. I cried hysterically the first day, after they took his body away, then I just shifted into going through the motions. It was about a year before I got back to mostly functioning. Three years before I didn’t tear up when I thought about him.

Same. My mom’s neighbor called last week basically to say, “all she wants to do is lay in bed and eat doritos.” and I’m like, “okay, so I will bring her more doritos. It’s fine.”

I’m going through this right now. I just lost my dad, and Oswalt’s words on his loss have been helpful, in a “Right. This is how it’s supposed to be.” way. It sucks. It all sucks and will suck for the foreseeable future.

Bless him for telling the truth. The euphemisms around death are are not helpful. They’re insipid.

I read that and I have an hour left at work. I want to burn a whole vacation day to just go home now.

If guys don’t want to rape, they shouldn’t drink.

No doubt the penalty would be the same if they played football.

Today, we came one step closer to gender equality.

So the guy perpetrates the violence and then blames the woman for not preventing it? (Checks all of human history.) YUP! CHECKS OUT!

For Christie, I hope that it’s all water under the bridge.

I wonder if part of the arithmetic in all this was Christie’s potential liability with Bridgehazi. 

Pet thread! Apparently today is all about bragging about my dogs.

I don’t care how he feels about abortion on a personal level. As long as you’re not supporting legislation blocking my CHOICE, then you’re pro-choice. That’s the whole point.

He was a very good boy. RIP, Mav.

Aw, damn. As much as I despise Mike Pence’s policies, I can’t help but feel badly for anyone who just lost their pet.

This is very serious

To me, she’s already won the biggest reason for doing this - letting us all know that Subway harboured a paedophile to protect their brand. The bigger the stink she makes, the better, as far as I’m concerned.

There was one comment by Hillary at the Catholic roast thing that I’d love to see a ruling on. She pointed out Bloomberg sitting in the room and said “It’s a shame he’s not speaking tonight. I’m curious to hear what a billionaire has to say.”

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

How do you misspell a swastika?...oh like that...nm...carry on