Because if they actually cared about abortion they’d be supporting birth control and thus planned parenthood. It’s not about abortion. It’s about controlling women.

The breast exams, the HIV tests, the prenatal care, AND the abortions are all essential, life-saving offerings.

Samson had good hair tho.

I think he’s trying to make the point that everyone’s ancestors were at some point what we’d consider by today’s standards to be illegal immigrants.

Okay so it’s not really “gross” and I probably told this story before, but it’s still hilarious to me.

You know he’d just knock it on its side and roll around the living knocking shit over like some pathological hamster.

Exactly. Everyone in the comments is saying “why doesn’t he get a good tailor.” But let’s face it, he does have a tailor. Very good, very expensive tailors. He just chooses not to listen to anything they say and they probably figure that if he wants to blow a few grand on his stupid, ugly choices, whatevs.

So, I’m just a white woman. Who happens to work in a field in which I’m surrounded by Latinos (mostly Mexicans or their parents are Mexicans or of Mexican heritage—and yes I have come to learn that people separate themselves into those categories...that’s a whole nother thing). And my in-laws are Mexican. Regardless…

Classic narcissism at work — beyond the tailoring or off-the-rack horrible fit, the tie is poorly tied far too long, and suit is never buttoned. This is a man who willingly ignores simple, well-established rules about the clothes he’s wearing. Always, sometimes, never, Trump you horrifying bastard.

Cat Viking. I first tried googling pussy conquest. That didn’t go well.

Also, who the fuck calls it “sexual conquests” anymore anyhow?!

Asher thanks you for the kind words. He is my own personal bat cat!

Something, something pussies, zzzzzzzz

Exactly. The best of buddies.

“....unless the check bounces.”

Oh please let Christmas come early this year and have this be true

Not to mention the fact that Trump’s words were literally describing his actions!

“May or may not do a technical run-through?”

Please God, may he ditch the Secret Service.