If that’s the truth, then wouldn’t their clients be better served by ACTUAL MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS helping them understand human anatomy? Y’know, instead of a bunch of religious zealots.

I just googled and apparently the “é” in Raven-Symoné’s name is NOT pronounced. It’s the same as “Simone.” Now THAT is a crime against the accent aigu.

Omg please every hotel employee from this day forth it is your mission to set Anne Coulter’s room clock’s to odd hours of the morning. I AM COUNTING ON ALL OF YOU.

And, to be honest, I’m not really so fond of “positive” people before about 9am and at least one cup of coffee.

God, it must really be awful for those creators to have a bunch of people on the internet making assumptions about their intentions and criticizing them publicly. Good thing it’s only on twitter though, imagine if there was a whole app, just for that!

On my planet that is known as “swimming”.

You’re the one who says your penis is talking. That’s not normal. You’re possessed by a demon or some kind of alien parasite or something. Cut that thing off before it takes over your entire body and/or soul.

If your penis is talking to you, chances are it’s evil. I mean, think about it... I’m pretty sure your penis is possessed by some kind of demonic entity.

Justin Bieber’s friends say he doesn’t drink or do drugs anymore.

After the incident, Obert told ESPN’s Outside the Lines that Solo “grabbed [the 17-year-old] by the head and she kept slamming him into the cement over and over again.” Obert also said that Solo assault her when she came to her son’s aid.

Well, being in a course called “Science 101” probably doesn’t require much knowledge at all.

YES. Also Edison was a dick.

JFC!!! Do you live in Australia, aka the place where everything wants to kill you? That’s a burn the house down situation you have happening in your sink.

I’m glad that you are out there balancing my yin with your yang, regarding spider love. I mean, I know they need to exist and they’re good in theory, but I’m totally cool if they all go live at your place instead of mine, you know?

Richard Dawkins has done a great job of proving that just because you don’t believe in a deity doesn’t mean you can’t be an obnoxious bigoted asshole.

Weren’t people afraid of this when JFK was elected? that he’d force everyone to eat fish on fridays and make the pope king of america or something?

I’m like

Just to be clear, by ‘Devil’s Advocate’ you really mean ‘Homophobe Apologist’, right?

If you are good at it, you can ONLY do it once.

How fucking awesome would it be if God really did look like Dobby? Like, a magical cloud slowly floats down from the sky and off hops this little Yoda looking creature all “Guys, what are you doing? I didn’t write that. Stahp!”