“we cannot allow items on campus that can be perceived to pose a threat.”

These kinds of pieces come up from time to time and they always miss the most important part: teach your kids to ask what someone wants to be called, then call them that. They prefer Mrs. Snoghorn you call them Mrs. Snoghorn. They prefer Fat Amy, you call them Fat Amy. True etiquette is not calling someone something…

Oh please! A cat wouldn’t get caught in a cistern and make their friend spend a week trying to rescue it.

I'm sorry you live with so little joy.

WWJD?

Wtf how do you misplace an entire plane??

I like this quote: “You can be sure you’ve made God in your own image when it turns out God hates all the same people you do.”

Why do sagging pants bother people so much? What’s the big deal?

Hmmmm....I’m curious as to how this Faust guy gained so my knowledge.

“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

Yeah, that’s rape.

Seriously, “those people” is one of the most inflammatory words (IMO) that sets my blood boiling.

As one of “those people,” fuck you, Donald, you patronizing piece of shit

I thought the person extending the invite usually paid. I mean if you are going by formal etiquette rules.

But one would think that if they were a professional actor, that would simply be part of the job.

It would definitely be a glow, yes.

“Most people don’t find the things me and my friends do very funny, just immature, so I didn’t expect to get this big of a reaction”

The police told press that her disappearance was a hoax, and even threatened she and Quinn with criminal charges

I’m thinking it equals “would be slightly better at it.”

This sounds reasonable. I think any woman who has done something that exposes her to dangerous, transmissable viruses shouldn’t be allowed to breastfeed and potentially pass it on. Like, for example, any woman who has had sex in the past also shouldn’t be allowed to breastfeed her child... err, wait...