I think it’s an extreme bacterial load rather than a poison, but it will fuck you up just the same.

Argh! Okay, in light of all the hilarious comments, I'm still trying to think logically about how this happened.

Exactly! It's one thing for the accident victim to say they're fine, it's another to see a photo of them in good spirits and in good enough health to take a selfie. I would go so far as to say this is a great use of technology and a big advantage of the ease of taking photos now. I think this is a far cry from a…

Yep, major difference between the selfies of the survivors and the selfies of the gaping assholes on the highway choosing someone's suicide attempt as background.

I know, losing a pet is hard and I'd be devastated to lose mine but wtf is up with the ginormous inflated replica of her dead dog? Seriously...what the fuck?

Everyone is different, of course, but when my last dog died I couldn't get another soon enough. It wasn't a "replacement" per se - it was just that a new puppy makes me happier than anything in the universe, and I had been so sad.

We are Russian.

Another Venetian power grab. Will they never learn?

SUCH STORY

Lindy, I think you mean Commander Scobee's *widow*

"the sight of a body part that is beautiful"

The musical episode of Buffy beats most of these!

∞. Fiddler on the Roof

Camelot! No one remembers this one- a young Vanessa Redgrave as Guinevere and Richard Harris as King Arthur. "It's May" is one of the best musical songs as is "What Do the Simple Folk Do." I'll be off singing "In short there's simply not a more congenial spot for happily ever aftering than here in Camelot!"

Uh, me. I fly at least 6 times a year and I just don't complain out loud unless something remarkably, fixably bad is going on. At the very least I don't do it to staff when they have no control over it. If they do have control over the situation, I let them know my feelings in a considered fashion. Shit can't be…

But he came out as dating a man and not as bisexual, so I don't see how it's problematic to use the words that he himself used. He never once used the word bisexual in that video.

Why are you grateful the article labels him bisexual when he never claimed that for himself? He may not even identify that way, so using anything other than his own words (he's dating a guy and fancies girls) is mislabeling him.

I kind of disagree with that. He doesn't say he is bisexual, saying he's gay or bisexual is forcing an identity onto him. They're both wrong. The facts are he IS in a relationship with a guy, and it's wrong for us to tell him how he should identify.

I was going with the third one. It's up to him to define who he is, and he hasn't, so we shouldn't either.

Did anyone else first think of alien spacecraft when seeing this thing? I mean it's silver and looks sleek. Kind of like the ship from Flight of the Navigator. My mind did not go to vagina immediately.