Yeah, I'd say finding out that the gravitational singularity weighing billions of trillions of tons could be shot out of it's host galaxy at ludicrous speeds.

So you missed the two full volleys they fired, the first of which killed his horse, the second of which he slid behind an embankment to avoid?

Actually, Take-Two, which owns the rights to the game and fought for these rights for over eight years, and paid Gearbox to finish it. So no, not really that either.

Thank you for that—I've never heard of HAWP before.

So they were supposed to, what, cut out all of that after 10 years of development? That'd me 70% of the dialog and half the game.

Well hot steamy shitballs. I didn't have the moolah to pre-order yet.

Well, okay: if you watch it on a loop, it's "over and over'.

...are you aware of how many of those patents and inventions were outright stolen? Many were also only slight improvements, or came from his staff and not himself directly.

Except the way we deal with regular volcanoes is "get a few hundred miles away", something that can be done in a matter of hours. A day or two warning is all you need.

Maybe Epic will just wait a few more months until 38 is being liquidated and buy the IP and assets on the cheap.

Wow. You really have no idea what you're talking about.

Things don't "move" along a time dimension, instead the state of matter and location of things changes depending on the length along that dimension.

Immaterial: I simply pointed out many reasons a person might not want to directly confront someone who makes food, oversees the making of their, and/or works in a high-stress environment and is liable to snap.

You need to get out of the city.

Out-lout laughter at "Your password must sound like you are mad at it".

...and, sadly, the reason her family has to go through with this.

Depends—how long is your saw?

Replying to promote, cuz promote is busted. And that was funny.

I went to sleep at a neighbor's house three miles from home when I was 12. It was a sleepover.

Agreed—even if he was honestly joking, there are people out there stupid enough to take it as fact.