FedEx is pricier, at least when we compared their service packages at our shipping department, and UPS more willing to offer discounts—but UPS also likes to stack hidden fees left and right, and added up might be more expensive.

"Waifish" means "incredibly thin" to the point of looking unhealthy, skeletal, starved, or hollow.

That has to be the most terrible, awful, painful and pathetic John Cleese impersonation I've ever seen.

I believe this will clear things up a bit.

X-Man? No. No thank you.

Play Asylum first. Its combat works in the game, and the story directly proceeds to this one. It's also a damn fine game in its own right.

Concur: HERE ARE MY DOLLARS! HERE THEY ARE! TAKE THEM!

PROTIP: Some women have large breasts without using implants.

Run efficiently until they screw up and tell you you have to pay for their damages.

Well, since I never liked Star Wars much anyway (glorified SFX with a paper-thin plot to back it up, and Lucas is an absolute dickhead), maybe the "sad" is the part I like the best.

The fact that, in the pairing of USPS and UPS, UPS didn't win for "Worst Company" makes every other result suspect.

You know what? I don't care for Star Wars. I don't care for pop music. And I can't dance. But I would play the HELL out of this thing.

Main point: I'll be disappointed if whatever "video" this "musician" does isn't completely written around this character. I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

Why is it the thought of stereotypical Street Fighter female intro videos with the Brazzer logo in the corner makes me chuckle so heartily?

Exactly. Excited, but non-caffeinated.

Or the super-roided style of the History Channel shows where they put up Samurai vs Pirates or whatever?

It's not incorrect. Tendency is not the same as impossibility—the first statement was "learning a new language as an adult is a struggle." Adults that had multi-lingual exposure early on, or have already learned a second language have a much easier time learning another language than those who haven't.

That was the most disinterested, bored narration I've heard in recent memory.

Game-store drone: "Dude, why aren't you pre-ordering Skyrim?"

I work 10 hours a day in a warehouse moving and packing by hand and eat like a bird, and am still "overweight". Your simple solution is a bit faulty.