No, THESE drug addicts will spend the benefit money on food and nothing but food. We're talking about special addicts here, you know, the ones who only use benefit money for non-drug related items.

Yeah. The welfare will be used for "food" and "housing". Drug addicts are pretty good about making sure they have plenty to eat and a nice place to stay.

I was in 4th grade in 1967 and got a Digi-Comp I. It was mostly over my head at that age—I could follow the instructions and get the intended results, but I didn't understand the logic behind it. I still have it.

T'was right about 1986... and it was a "portable!" Something along these lines:

My younger brother had one we used to play on all the time. Bruce Lee was great! Remember M.U.L.E and Mail Order Monsters?

I'm afraid everyone will hate this suggestion but bear with me.

I'm just so tired. This whole thing makes me tired.

Put em on the 'Ring, then see how they do.

Only a couple more years until you can buy these off auction. Gonna be a sweet day for Ameican barge lovers i.e. me. I want one that looks just like that.

Here in Atlanta, Dekalb County uses Dodge Chargers for the majority of their cruisers, though I have seen a couple of Caprices in recent months. I used to see a Magnum which looked pretty badass. It was dark gray, with black wheels and a bunch of antennas sticking out of it. Looked very purposeful.

Won't go sub 1:40 with the pigs in it.

My local constabulary has recently added an 'unmarked' black Charger to their fleet. Black wheels, full tint - the thing looks a whole lot like Max's V8 Interceptor.

Fastest american police car ever, sorry to piss on your parade chryco, but did you forget that Corvettes and Mustangs have been used for police cars too....

Slim Shady.

Big truck gasm <3

That $200 savings (if it's even that much) isn't going to seem like much when they deny your claim for your totaled car because the "force of your braking was not substantial enough to prevent the accident, and occurred .6 seconds later than a reasonable driver would have done."

It doesn't exist because of terrorists with slingshots...

I'm not sure about you but my health care costs are about to triple in 2014. Traditional plans are no longer being offered by my employer just the high deductable HSAs.

3rd Gear: Damn The Backup Cameras!

No, I'm not confident in the economy. Why? Congress is about to fuck shit up. Again. This is no longer a matter of party lines. This is a matter of all of them, on both sides, being a bunch of children who get paid way, way too much.