MEN: Do not do online dating. Go out and crush it the old fashioned way.

Pilot to co-pilot: “What’s that rattle and hum?”

BITCHES.

I think y’all are monitoring my youtube viewing.

Mo money fo dem programs

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Quit replacing your kids electronics if they can’t be bothered to take care of them.

Quit replacing your kids electronics if they can’t be bothered to take care of them.

LOL! Is she ever going to do better than Brad Pitt? She’s hit the wall pretty hard. Double mastectomy. A bunch of imported little shits. Haha. Brad is about to start crushing it. He’s finally free of that freakshow.

LOL. That’s not the law. That’s just people avoiding being carjacked.

Bitch please. Green’s aren’t stiff enough for me. I use a Model M.

Bitch please. Green’s aren’t stiff enough for me. I use a Model M.

same here

same here

Stupid cunts.

Fat bitches BTFO

No green switches means it sucks.

No green switches means it sucks.

That seems like good advice based on the crime statistics of those demographics.

How is this rape? It was consensual. Then he noticed she was crying and stopped, asked if she was crying, and she told him to leave, which he did. Regret is not rape.

Is it rape if the made a event was real in her mind?

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