Hilary seems like a cunt. But David seems like a cool dude.

She might be white, but he isn’t. He’s middle eastern.

That chick’s makeup can’t be cheap

Remember when Selena Gomez was cute? Me neither.

lol u suk

You go girl!

We don’t want anyone with Hillary’s “experience”

Haha. British cucks can’t even use the correct word; using “to” instead of “too” and “your” instead of “you’re”.

edibles have never done anything to me

Instead of dicking around with all that bullshit, I just bought one of these last week. Yeah, I know there is a new version in the works, and a Windows one in the works too, but this accomplishes the job now.

Santa Monica has the strictest rent control in the nation. So the place you get now might seem expensive, but in 20 years, it won’t seem so bad.

We are professional grade.

911 should be manual only - at every trim level. This is the Porsche car. If there are people who want a Porsche with an automatic, they can buy a Cayenne, Panamera, Mecan, etc.

May the next Lego kit be this:

Do you understand the word “instead”?

No dualsport or adventure bike bros? No cross country Goldwing towing a trailer with his retired wife bros? No vespa/scooter/moped bros? Bro?

Instead of wasting your money on that vapid attention whore, maybe you could donate to an actual worthy charity.

She’s cried wolf on a number of occasions. Glad to see that the police aren’t falling for it.

Depends on location. I used to do this back in my hometown, but when I moved to Santa Monica, they wouldn’t do it for me out here. Sucks living in the ghetto.

Depends on location. I used to do this back in my hometown, but when I moved to Santa Monica, they wouldn’t do it…