Which laws did Tamir Rice break? He played with a toy gun in an open-carry state.

yup. Cops never lie and lawyers are free. Probably don't have work on those court days either. Especially if you fight the charge, you won't needlessly have your day in court delayed in hopes that you'll give up or be unable to fight it (due to wanting to keep that job that completely understands why you cannot work…

I'm really confused as to who under 80 thinks that's really dressing like a bum in anything other than the figurative sense. Even people who are used to $1000 a plate dinners, tuxedos, and caviar sport hoodies and jeans on their days off in 2015.

Ummm he was dressed like a bum.

Somewhere out there, Bill Buckner is clicking "like" on this video so hard.

Tell it to my heart

Tig Notaro - Live is now on Spotify. Go listen to it. It is free. It is one of the best sets ever performed. Stop reading this comment and go listen to it. If you got this far, you fucked up. Seriously, why are you still reading this?

I want to meet her so badly, if only to say- "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love you(r voice)."

His farts sound like a rip off of Bono.

Mark the only thing that could improve this is fries in between each layer of pizza.

Kids are taught not to tackle someone who appears to be defenseless. The scheme of this play was to basically exploit that. So next time the QB hears the whistle blow on a false start and stops playing, he will get blown up by someone who thinks it's a trick. Well done coach, well done.

Is..is...is that the net weight or the GROSS WEIGHT?

I'm not all that disappointed to see her go. She was starting to stink up the joint. Better that she quit before she goes and gets fired.

Wow, how blunt of her.

that thing looks like a cricket.

Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry, but co-pilots for recreational aircraft? No. There isn't exactly an epidemic of small planes falling out of the sky from dead pilots. Someone is just as likely to drop dead behind the wheel of a car and cause a pile-up on the interstate. Do we need co-drivers? An SUV can do almost as much damage…

How about: Trooper Heisenberg stops a particle. "Sir," he says, "do you know how fast you were going?"

Coffee Regular in NYC = Lots of Cream, Lots of Sugar. Not 'Regular Coffee', but Coffee Regular.

Prepare your bodies for more pictures. I'm at the dealer meeting. I'll answer any questions that I can. Might have a test drive report for everyone later. It also looks more like a stingray in person.