I'd rock the Hawaiian shirt and anyone who wouldn't is wrong.

Hernandez: Is this a yellow cab?

Bedard: "Weren't you pissed off?"
Cabbie: "Quite the opposite, in fact."

Thanks, Oprah, for inflicting Dr. Phil on our national culture.

I figured I wouldn't have to scroll down very far to find someone parroting a tired joke from a 10-year-old South Park episode.

How about a 5 year stretch of playing in 162 games?

Who did he piss of in 2010 that caused people to start beaning him?

Cal Ripken, Ben McDonald, Brady Anderson, and Chris Hoiles..... You mean all the guys that juiced and got away with it? I grew up an Orioles fan and still wonder why Cal has never been called out on his 91 season.... Or the MAGIC POWER Brady developed while working out with Cal.

Never Forget

He looks like James Gandolfini right before his fatal heart attack...bloated, sweaty, and in desperate search of trying to suffocate Tom Jackson after their car accident.

Fuck cancer. RIP Stuart.

Not many details yet, but I have one: the 49ers were just eliminated from playoff contention this past weekend.

You're younger today than you will be tomorrow.

We lived in a neighborhood that had no fewer than four backyard rinks in a two block radius. If the ice was too choppy in the backyards, you could walk another half block to a city rink with a warming house. Random parents would drop off snacks all day and at night, the pizza guys delivered. If it snowed, there were…

what kind of baseball catcher is prepared to just go straight to the theatrics when need be?

I'm not sure this will help speed up the game.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

Let's see. I don't vape around anyone. I vape in my car and in my apartment.