The Ryan Leaf origin story.

I am actually really impressed with the ballsiness of this. Well done.

Never have I wanted 7 dildos more in my life.

I am having a hard time controlling myself as well. Both my animals have a billion nicknames that all evolved from gibberish rhyming or strange associations that only I and my husband will understand.

But the "I get my news from Arby's bathroom stall scribblings" crowd is OK, right?

Guys who are trolls and think rape jokes are funny should meet the father of the girl that got raped and tell him that.

I may be going to hell. The amount of shadenfreude I feel when comsuming Patriot tears is off the fkin scale!!!

Hilarious.

Yeah bro, yeah! Fuck yeah! That bitch wanted it, begged for it. She needed that football stud hog. And then when she had him cum in her, she decided to go to the cops. Who decided, lacking any conflict of interest, to ignore that shit for a year, because of course they'd hate to let some little slut's accusations hurt…

Maybe 115 voters believe his accuser and think college football's most prestigious award should not go to a rapist.

Guys who think rape jokes are funny don't have sisters, nieces or women friends. They should go back downstairs at their parents house and continue playing video games til their Mom brings them a snack and tucks them into bed.

"black"???

What's wrong with you?

Jesus guys. These rape jokes aren't funny. And that's not just because joking about rape is a generally shit-head thing to do. It's also because the ones you're telling aren't well-thought out or particularly witty.

I wonder why the committee keeps insisting that "integrity" is a large part of winning the Heisman. Say what you want about whether the sex was consensual or not, Winston was irresponsible to even be in that position.

If you're wondering... these:

Helicopters. Ice. Hockey. Beautiful scenery.

Followed by a polite apology and reasonable explanation.

Thank you. Much respect and no snark from this 19 year criminal defense lawyer.

Thank you for this article. As a fellow attorney, this prosecutor disgusts me, but as a woman, I am not surprised by the way all of this came out.

Thank you for this.