Damn, Tiger really needs to stop ruining his brand immediately after Thanksgiving.

I mean, Panama’s entire existence is predicated on letting things through.

Zero cars have souls.

Speaking strictly as a guy who does computer security for a living, this is horrible advice. Your phone is much more likely to be physically stolen than to be exploited in this manner.

‘A Hail Mary that’s full of grace’

It includes gas

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

That last sentence. Those recommended stories. Cruel.

The “scoop game” is such media driven nonsense. Once it’s reported, the info is everwhere in ten seconds flat, so do you honestly think that consumers seek this stuff out on purpose? Like, would I follow X on twitter to get a ten minute head start on a free agent signing three months before the season starts? Or that…

A literal false flag!

Remember when gas/oil prices went up really high and flight prices skyrocketed because of it? And they crammed more seats on planes and charged us heavy fees for bags? Then fuel/oil prices dropped drastically and the flight prices never went down and fees never went away? Fuck everything about the airlines.

I’m still trusting the process. Shame Colangelo isn’t and is poopin on it.

College basketball is better when Duke has a legitimately good asshole star player for everyone else to hate. I know it can be fun to mock mediocre Duke asshole star players as well, but having your villains actually be devastatingly effective at what they do is what makes the fight against them compelling.

+1 Keanu “Big Country” Reeves.

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Not naming Embiid is the fucking joke.

When you get to my age that monotony is broken up by an hilarious story about their toddler vomiting at the worst possible time.

Gotta give some credit to Jared Cook for dropping the pass on the previous play to keep the clock from running out.

Blame Stein voters. There were more of them than Bernie protest votes.